Commentsjerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 14th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?“jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 13th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**thanksjerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 12th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**That awkward moment when you have eye contact while eating a banana.jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 11th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 8th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 7th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**That moment when you want to be really cool in the cinema and start flipping popcorn into the air to catch it with your open mouth, but instead you get it in your open eye and the rest of the movie…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 6th May 2018 **FAUCET OPEN**I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 5th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!” The girl slapped…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 4th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. So I took off her blouse. She said, “Now off with the skirt.” I did, and she continued, “Now take off my stockings.” And…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 3rd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**I did a self-defense course. I wouldn’t recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion now.jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 2nd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? No. Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? No. Then why would you want…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 1st May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 30th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands. They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. Now it's "Donald! Duck!"jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 29th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 28th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for 20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?” The man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, NOOooo…”jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 27th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend. But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: “Come on…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 26th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**A guy goes to the doctor: “Please help me doc. I have this horrible blinking in my right eye that I just can’t control.” Doctor: “Ah come on, it’s not so bad as you think.” Guy: “Oh, you think?…jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 25th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.jerrysteem (45)in steemit • 7 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 24th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!
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