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theresa.may (55)in funny • 6 years ago
Haha, I fucked the whole damn lot of you and none of you saw it coming!
Pay attention you worthless plebs, I've something important to say. For the last two and a half years, you've all been my bitches, and hardly any of you stupid, unwashed lot realised it did you…
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theresa.may (55)in darkoverlord • 6 years ago
Dark Overlord - Bunch of fucking useless dick-rubbers.
Nobody will give a fuck about you in a weeks time you useless wankers, but the good news is you're a great distraction for all the mewling lefties So @thedarkoverlord is here on Steem. Well…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 6 years ago
Haha. Fuck all you plebby cunts. I'm still here....
I'm just dancing my sweet bony ass off. None of you had a fucking clue did you...? It's been a little while since I had the time to write any of my thoughts down here. I mean, it's been…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 7 years ago
I love a royal wedding: it presents so many opportunities to screw the country over!
More fun than opening a can of AIDS and smearing it over your plebby arses before ramming it home with a 14 inch strap-on! Lowborn of Britain, take a moment from tilling your fields to marvel at…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 7 years ago
Election result: British public continue to prove they love to take it roughly from behind !!!
People of the UK, thank you for delivering me a mandate to continue to rape you until your arses bleed Attention plebs. You're bit of democracy is now over. I hope you enjoyed it. For me, the…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 7 years ago
I'm proud to announce my latest government initiative: On the spot fines for the terminally ill.
They're a proper fucking drain on the country, let's deal with this retarded shit once and for all. Wake up plebs. I've something to say! Now, I don't know about you, but i'm fucking sick to the…
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theresa.may (55)in familyprotection • 7 years ago
New UK legislation: Child Protective Services to put every single child in state care!
Parents clearly the wrong people to be raising families. Let my government do it for you! Nobody can prepare themselves for the hell that is parenting, and if you've actually squeezed out one of…
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theresa.may (55)in funny • 7 years ago
Dear @sweetsssj, will you please come and visit the United Kingdom? I guarantee, you will never leave!
And I really need a new home secretary now Mrs fucking stupidtits Amber Rudd has resigned...could that be you? Dearest @sweetsssj, I am in awe. Not only are you incredibly beautiful, with your…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 7 years ago
I'm proud to announce my candidacy to stand as Witness!
Manifesto pledges include using half the proceeds to downvote @jerrybanfield. Right plebs, pay attention. I've seen some shit political campaigns in my time, but you lot couldn't organise…
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theresa.may (55)in news • 7 years ago
As Prime minister I'm pleased to announce the name of the next little Royal bastard: Prince Louis!
This little cunt is going to cost you lot a fucking fortune, so stop slacking plebs My government is delighted to announce a new senior member of the Royal Family. Subjects, I present to you the…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 7 years ago
Go on...DOWNVOTE ME....You don't know what Freedom of Speech is, because you're all terrified little sheep!
And I couldn't give a shit....I'm the sodding Prime Minister after all! Right, Theresa here. First Minister of the United Kingdom, and as far as any of you lot are concerned, MY WORD IS LAW!!!! So…
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theresa.may (55)in politics • 7 years ago
Amnesty for Immigrants? My fucking arse!
As I told those useless cunts in parliament earlier today "immigrants are the spilt and pointless semen of the planet, and if they're not going to wash cars, they can fuck off back to bongo bongo…
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theresa.may (55)in introduceyourself • 7 years ago
Hello plebs. Let me introduce myself. I'm the fuckin' British Prime Minister, and you're all my bitches
Right you filthy lot. Theresa here, first minister of the United Kingdom, and boss of half the world. Sit up straight, pay attention and listen to me! I've decided to come onto this smelly…
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