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in alien •  29 days ago 

The Depressed Alien had a mug to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awesome. A mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Alien needed a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Alien often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Depressed Alien found a can of coke that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Depressed Alien searched for a radiator that they would put on his head. It might be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Alien desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

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