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A Green Baboon searched for a magic 8 ball that they would hug. This is certainly a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Green Baboon needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Green Baboon looked for a CD player that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

A Green Baboon desperately wanted a sword that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

A Green Baboon looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Green Baboon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

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