DEMOSCENE : We are New by Fairlight

in coding •  4 years ago  (edited)

warning : coarse language included :

dance slowly around the christmas tree
or your balls may fall off

wise words by ancient forces of nature

cover your kids - they might never be the same again if they have one thought that's not implanted

in the name of iThings ruin creativity : AlleyCat, ZeroDesign and Syntax Error (a.k.a. Jane's Underground) present the next in the ongoing series : "how to not do your wife in five minutes and make your little sister happy"


"We are new!" by Fairlight



well its FLT ... if you were anywhere at all ever inthere it needs no explo


hat-siki-dee ... looks like that was a 2010 demo ...

so this ?

merry "trx rewards are live" fucking ho ho ho (watch your language ... no thanks ...)

just remind yourself : flu is over 100 years and its not "contained" ... we just need to wait for Sars3 to have the same ex-ponent as 1 -> 2 and twelve monkeys is go

my darling , as the song goes :) now THATs something to be positive about !!

well, in case you missed the credits it says :
"this demo was made in only nine weeks" by a group of dedicated people
and then goes on to list about half of what you get on the creditroll of life is strange :D

youtube has seriously given people magic-realisitc expectations, like your kid who was slumping down vodka and lorazepam since the age of 12 and now thinks youtube rappers are for real ...

NOTHING GOOD IS DONE IN FIVE MINUTES

even your silly god took seven days (i wonder who created the rest of the universe still ...)


ah, it has rendered the 25% version - ... (as explained below)
ah, but it needs a minute to close the window , so ... well since i have the 64 is alive downbelow i thought id switch the demo to "what demo is 64 in 2020" as well
kicking ... almost makes me wanna try and get into assembler lingo ... but my d6 is full - i need a d8 and also a brain that functions more than 5% if i am to do more. Or another elder machine i can work on while the one next to this is working HARD to try and not lock up - i assume if this were windows with the 8gb i could simply forget it lol
and so ... i'm in not-awe about steemit not replying to my support mail, but its not like i didnt expect that
im 95% sure i know the answer but it could be possible that a company holds a means to reset or recover your password ofcourse. Its heresy but it has been done before.
So i will assume all the TRX in that account lost, tyvm ... good to see at least the customer service hasnt changed after the takeover ... must be american or something.


I found a new channel for me

Mwell, it takes anywhere between 30 seconds and a minute just to save my current blender file and its been about 5:37 (shows) but closer to 10-15 minutes preparing without rendering one tile - adding a texture takes a minute and with my 8gb i notice even doubling the memory is not enough since the swapfile goes over 9gb there im running nothing but blender this time. For once i dare say my big head is ACTUALLY held back by hardware - but i know : "poor people should just do something else" ... so what then ? back to dealing crack for yo momma ?


Hm ... i saw the desktop and mousepointer move - false alarm ... i found this c64 + retro guys there , and stood in awe as i watch people still having sex for the machine that started a generation of creation and more - maybe did more for home-computing that microsoft ever will. People are STILL developiing (commercial) games for the original console to kill them all, even cartridges are baked as far as i understand (which means someone is buying them lol)
since the 1980s ... now THAT is longevity ... durable


an iNightmare up je moeder - o wait i moved ... owh - it counts 12:58 and says "updating ima..."something - i think i should shelve the model and work on another one until money for hardware ? Maybe het meneer de minister fonds ? should be about enough to get 1 set of development-grade hardware ?


no ?


why not ? AH - not incrowd stay in your place peasant ... okay okay ... forget i said anything


SUPER amazing the C64 is still alive after 40 years , i wonder whos still developing for 286PCs lol ... ahahahah


and with that ...

Well why not : this is the thing that took 15 minutes to render - but in essence twice that since it had to keep swapping (all ssd, have one classic drive left and i use that on windows since for gaming it doesnt really matter as its not used to using more than 4gb since everything today is based on "worked-down" towards console specs

lastbille.png

"Lastbille" (ZeroDesign - one of me inside here) (lo-res version , 4K would probably take me til 2021 to render)

lastbille64.png

Lastbille64 (impossible to resist ofcourse)

lastbillegrey.png

looks like im running out of gigabytes HD-space too - dire straits ... got money ?

heh , always complaining ... right ?
maybe its balance for the always positive, the universe demands it or it will topple over to one (dare i say quite unrealistic) side
i heard another one like "you cant act in the expectation of a reward" ... spoken several times by daddy-money while counting the zeros in the bank account
fair ?
nope
bitter ?
nope -
jealous ?
nope ?
i have no need for what others have, i only have issues with what im missing and i can only be bitter about stuff thats my fault - not third party interference


"for your own good" - just like me when i ignore the constant insults instead of picking up a shotgun and go space marine as if yow-ass was zerg, right ...


gud.. gud gud - o wait it moved (lol -) ... this is not gonna work that thing needs at least double the amount of data in it before its anywhere near what it has to be


i wonder how that translates in unity ... i mean chains and cloth ... then rigging the legs and whatnot and a bit of animation on the driver


that should be lolly - olly olly ... we'll see - so, e.t.a. by 2150 for the first zone unless 100 million to startup and game finished enough to go in early beta access about 1300 years from now - it sounds really realistic


got what ? i will speak 2 words : "cyberpunk 200something" ... and now please hold your silence


"took them long enough", right ? now see what you get ... and they DO have moneys


case rested



yea yea yeayea, spare me da blah - you have to be smiley with a spiked dick up yow-ass ... that is not how life works in nort/west european gravelpits, dearie ...


gud ... thanks for reading if you did, not if you didnt, thanks double for voting and half of nothing if you didnt ...


hm, i checked out sunvox, it reminds me of some modular softsynth from the mmx cpu days i cant remember the name of for the love of all nine hells pouring on humanity - pretty cool stuff - seriously need to use that for something sometime


dum(b)p that phone and

Unleash Yourself

https://www.linuxmint.com/

http://phaser.io/

https://www.blender.org/

https://www.gimp.org/

https://unity.com/

https://www.unrealengine.com/

https://unigine.com/

https://www.warmplace.ru/soft/sunvox/

https://www.warmplace.ru/soft/pixilang/

http://www.tooll.io/
they just keep coming while checking, this looks a bit like "notch-for-poor-people" ... after i get my stemcelltherapy to fix my worn out bones, get my tooth fixed with the dead nerve that needs removing and then save another billion to clone myself i certainly NEED to try these things out one by one ...

https://obsproject.com/


to a lesser extent for the real freaks :

https://openwrt.org/

... i have a vocore here but one of the pins is bent and i shrined it since im not mister solder ... maybe one day when im on mars and its clear skies again


i will try to link more - i use appgamekit by gamecreators too myself but thats not a free program and if anyone says "notch" , please slap them around with a few 1000 dollar bills (bc you will be needing that)


much @
here goes :

http://www.pouet.net/

https://demozoo.org/

https://archive.assembly.org/


as for the partyzones, i think im just scratching the surface again but for now :

(and obviously not in halls full of strange ulta-basement nerds who are or are not marries seven times by now)

https://www.revision-party.net/

https://www.assembly.org/

(these are definitely major events ... its where you find the guy who can actually write you the compiler, not talk the lingo ...)


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yea yea - this is not complaining btw

its pointing out ,

especially the part where every year again since i sharded into irrepairable broken eggs that cant be fixed to what they never were, some dud gets the idea that i can be mulable , like mules for yow-ass, and end up forced to go out there and in the end many butts hurt including mine who gets sued b/c that retard piece of 0skill floormanager whos been in that aquarium for 15 years wearing the same shirt and never got anywhere but bullying just keeps on using ipsos motivation the likes of "but the fat guy overthere does better" getting nothing about anything at all somehow ends up with a broken jaw after tripping down the stairs while motivating people and it ends with me accidentally setting the building on fire dumping something hot in a paperbin

just so i can get out ... and then i get sued and all that and

"i told you so" before you forced it

never counts as an argument so

note this

whatever it is, its at least 20 years too late

but if you have 100 million for starters im willing to try again :)

no ?

gud !

then we dont have to waste time