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in elf •  5 days ago 

His Lonely Elf owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Elf found a mug that they liked to put on his head. It should have been an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Elf searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Elf found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Elf wanted a set of lego to rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Elf craved for a spade to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

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