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in elf •  24 days ago 

Handsome Elf searched for a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Elf always had with them a bottle of coke to worship. It would have been an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Elf needed a cup that they would cuddle. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Elf wanted a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Handsome Elf owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

Handsome Elf craved for a CD player to annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

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