My Ugly ElfsteemCreated with Sketch.

in elf •  4 days ago 

My Ugly Elf always had with them a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Elf wanted a chocolate bar to demolish. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

My Ugly Elf carried a sponge that they would smash. It might be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Elf desperately desired a sword that they would often share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Elf always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It would be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Elf looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

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