Stupid Questions 253

American actress Keke Palmer, “androsexual”, “aces”, and “asexual” are really not mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals:

"Was It Worth It?"

Do you know why they call it the WonderBra?
(When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.)

What is the similarity between women and fire alarms?
(They both make a high-pitched sound that is unbearable to listen to.)

What do the sun and cleavage have in common?
(You can look at both for a second, but if you want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.)

Is it true that if a guy remembers a gal’s eye color after the first date, then she probably has small boobs?

“Knock-Knock” Stupid Question:
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Emersom
Emersom who?
Emersom nice boobs ya got there!

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What do Facebook and a halter top have in common?
(Both offer very little personal support!)

"Where's Your Lovin'?" (Where’s my pizza?)

I stay in the corner but travel around the world. What am I?
(A stamp.)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

If lesbians aren’t attracted to men, then why are they attracted to girls who behave like men?

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
(Silicone Valley.)

Why are women's breasts like a toy train set?
(Because they were originally made for children but daddy wants to play with them.)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?

"What's Your Name?" (Does it matter? You’ll be callin’ on the Lord once I get my tongue workin’.)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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