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His Jolly Jerk found a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Jerk found a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Jolly Jerk often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they liked to drop. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pen was the chosen item.

His Jolly Jerk often carried a radiator to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

His Jolly Jerk owned a sword that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

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