My Scary Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It is considered to be an original operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.
My Scary Nerd searched for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.
My Scary Nerd desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.
My Scary Nerd always kept a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It should be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.
My Scary Nerd often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.
My Scary Nerd desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.