A Angry NewtsteemCreated with Sketch.

in newt •  5 days ago 

A Angry Newt wanted a cup that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A cup was the item that was selected.

A Angry Newt often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Angry Newt desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

A Angry Newt carried a hat that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

A Angry Newt desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Angry Newt desperately desired a cup to insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen item.

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