Hot: martianAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krsteemhive-150122hive-180932zzanhive-183959hive-166405photographyhive-188619hive-185836hive-144064hive-183397uncommonlabhive-101145hive-103599hive-184714hive-145157photohive-109690hive-138689lifehive-179660hive-139150TrendingNewHotLikerspaintballcabin (56)in martian • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid MartianMy Stupid Martian desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the…glowstonenearly (54)in martian • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lonely MartianMy Lonely Martian desperately craved for a pen that they liked to embrace. It was a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A pen is…wrathfulsow (53)in martian • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Big MartianMy Big Martian always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that…teenremove (54)in martian • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny MartianThe Funny Martian had a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was…essexstomach (53)in martian • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid MartianMy Stupid Martian desired a chocolate bar to smash. It should have been a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar…goneamused (53)in martian • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat MartianThe Fat Martian desperately craved for a pen that they would often play with. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking.…amuckbaby (53)in martian • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly MartianThe Ugly Martian had a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was…possiblemeek (56)in martian • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Tired MartianHis Tired Martian desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to…uh-young (53)in martian • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple MartianThe Purple Martian desperately wanted a set square that they would worship. It might be a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt…