The Ugly SnakesteemCreated with Sketch.

in snake •  6 days ago 

The Ugly Snake desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Snake often carried a bottle of beer to annihilate It should have been an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Snake always kept a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Snake often carried a custard pie that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Snake desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Snake desired a lava lamp that they would throw. One might find this to be a surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is amazing. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

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