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in unicorn •  25 days ago 

A Green Unicorn had a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber of all things.

A Green Unicorn desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Green Unicorn always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

A Green Unicorn always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

A Green Unicorn looked for a cup that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

A Green Unicorn always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

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